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News (06-25-06): Going to update status on updates pending on promises to update about my updates soon.


A practical guide to your local Renaissance Faire.
(Updated: 10-31-09)

Independence Day Tea Party Protest.
(Updated: 07-04-09)

Does Finland Exist?
(Updated: 04-01-09)

Short-tempered LaRouchie coward responds, hilarity unintended (new hate mail).
(Updated: 12-13-08)

Sleeping Through Hurricane Ike.
(Updated: 09-21-08)

Steampunk Goggles: A Tutorial.
(Updated: 07-10-08)

Protests against Soulwinners Ministries.
(Updated: 03-28-08)

A weeaboo's practical guide to survival.
(Updated: 12-05-07)

The five manliest movies of all time.
(Updated: 08-26-07)

Go away, Lyndon LaRouche!
(Updated: 07-31-08)

Me? Agreeing with PETA?
(Updated: 10-23-07)

What do PETA and global warming have in common?
(Updated: 07-08-07)

My printer blows.
(Updated: 06-16-07)

Carrots? Lettuce? Pompousity? Ring it up!
(Updated: 05-17-07)

Woo-hoo! I'm banned in an entire country!
(Updated: 03-28-07)

Holy pizza: the new grilled cheese.
(Updated: 02-23-07)

PETA: Please Excuse the Atrocities.
(Updated: 05-09-07)

Umlauts äre awesöme.
(Updated: 05-11-09)

Things I learned in Mexico.
(Updated: 12-19-06)

Police in Houston need to sort out their priorities.
(Updated: 09-27-06)

Texas Grillers: the honorable way for cows to die.
(Updated: 07-06-06)

A very rainy Independence Day.
(Updated: 07-04-06)

The Da Vinci Cheese and Whine.
(Updated: 05-20-06)

Me. vs. Emos
(Updated: 05-18-06)

King Kong Gone Bonkers
(Updated: 04-18-06)

Teachers hate it. Students hate it. It's...
(Updated: 08-24-06)

Works in progress suck.
(Updated: 03-12-06)

Libertarians will eat your soul.
(Updated: 06-21-06)

Narnia vs. Harry Potter
(Updated: 01-02-06)

How to survive in a horror flick.
(Updated: 10-31-05)

War of the Worlds: because nothing's sacred anymore.
(Updated: 07-13-05)


Read these unclassic classics or go to hell.

Go away, Lyndon LaRouche!
(Updated: 07-31-08)

PETA: Please Excuse the Atrocities.
(Updated: 05-09-07)

Narnia vs. Potter
(Updated: 01-02-06)



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