Before you go any further, HERE'S the page I wanted to be this one.

I have many opportunities to express my opinions. I rant fortnightly on the podcast "Taking Up Space" and submit editorial cartoons weekly to The Daily Cougar. Here, however, are my proudest accomplishments with the written word.

The following links contain strong language and opinions that may be offensive to some readers. They are listed oldest first.

War of the Worlds	Horror Movies	Narnia vs. Potter	Libertarians
Works in Progress	Internet Content Filters	King Kong	Emos
The Da Vinci Code	Independence Day	Texas Grillers	Houston Police
Mexico	Umlauts	PETA	Religious Pareidolia
Golden Shield	Vegans	My printer blows	PETA and Global Warming
Dog Fighting	LaRouche	Manly Movies	Weeaboos
Soulwinners Protest	Steampunk Goggles Tutorial	Hurricane Ike	Finland
Tea Parties	Renaissance Faires